2010.09.09 NFL Preview: 2010 Can the Saints repeat? Two Dat! (that means yes) 2010.08.24 Piranha 3D Movie review: B 2010.08.15 What happened to Robert De Niro? Did De Niro sell out? 2010.04.16 NFL speed Think you can run with NFL players? Think again. 2010.03.21 Gotta have more cowbell! Soundboard I'm tellin' ya. Fellas. You're gonna want that cowbell. 2010.03.19 Anybody up for some Wii curling? No, there's nothing awkward about that at all. Keep doing it, it's fine. 2010.03.17 Piano player chat roulette Awesome dude plays improv piano on chat roulette. 2010.03.12 Jimmy Kimmel's Handsome Men's Club Hilarious 2009.09.08 Do your thing like a muthafu**in' robot KRS-One says current hip-hop sucks. 2009.07.03 Marty Kennedy, 1972-2009 Tragic death of a great friend. 2009.06.25 Boycott Transformers 2 Demand better films by making Transformers 2 into a box office flop! 2009.06.25 Skidmarks on your soul! Awesome vintage Pole Position television ad. 2009.02.04 Super Bowl Notes - XLIII Cheerleader of the year! 2009.01.15 NFL Notes: Divisional playoffs 2008 Steelers and Ravens are the class of the playoffs. 2009.01.11 One Line on the Sopranos White guy raps about his star-making turn on the Sopranos. 2008.12.10 NFL Week 14 Notes: 2008 Regular season begins to wind down. 2008.12.05 NFL Week 13 Notes: 2008 Saints lose to Bucs, slipping out of playoff race. 2008.11.25 NFL Week 12 Notes: 2008 Saints blow out Packers, keep slim playoff hopes alive. 2008.11.19 NFL Week 11 Notes: 2008 What is a "finesse" team, anyway? 2008.11.14 The Shield is awesome Best show on TV this fall. 2008.11.11 NFL Week 10 Notes: 2008 Saints are not looking very good. 2008.11.07 NFL Week 9 Notes: 2008 Better late than never. 2008.10.29 NFL Week 8 Notes: 2008 The Saints are big winners across the pond. 2008.10.22 NFL Week 7 Notes: 2008 Cowboys are drowning, Farve rumors swirl. 2008.10.15 NFL Week 6 Notes: 2008 Cowboys are drowning, Farve rumors swirl. 2008.10.15 JCVD You think you don't want to click on this, but trust me, you do. 2008.09.30 NFL Week 4 Notes: 2008   2008.09.23 NFL Week 3 Notes: 2008   2008.09.16 NFL Week 2 Notes: 2008   2008.09.09 NFL Week 1 Notes: 2008   2008.08.26 Teen Wolf - reimagined   2008.05.20 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Movie review: B 2008.03.07 A new crocoBaby!   2008.02.27 Christina Aguilera's boobs   2008.02.07 Wow. I mean, just ... wow.   2008.02.04 Worst Television Commercial of 2008 Smell my nuts! 2008.02.03 Super Bowl Notes   2008.02.03 Bouncing Breasts, What a Breakthrough!   2008.01.28 U.S. Army is getting dumber   2008.01.20 Cloverfield Movie review: C+ 2008.01.18 The Dark Knight trailer - Mashup   2007.12.29 Brett Favre steroids speculation   2007.11.24 Psycho Potato   2007.11.20 NFL Week 11 Notes: 2007   2007.11.18 100 Scariest Movie Scenes   2007.11.13 NFL Week 10 Notes: 2007   2007.11.08 NFL Week 9 Notes: 2007   2007.10.29 NFL Week 8 Notes: 2007   2007.10.26 Domestic abuse eliminated!   2007.10.24 NFL Week 7 (and Week 6) Notes: 2007   2007.10.09 NFL Week 5 Notes: 2007   2007.10.05 Party like an old rock star who likes lemons   2007.10.02 NFL Week 4 Notes: 2007   2007.09.25 NFL Week 3 Notes: 2007   2007.09.18 NFL Week 2 Notes: 2007   2007.09.11 NFL Week 1 Notes: 2007   2007.09.10 100 Best TV Shows   2007.08.08 Barry Bonds cheated!   2007.07.18 What if Mike Vick goes to prison?   2007.07.10 Airplane! vs. Zero Hour   2007.06.26 Life imitates art: Happy Gilmore edition   2007.06.22 Why DRM isn't a bad idea Maybe it's not such an evil invention after all. 2007.06.21 Ask crocoPuffs: June 21, 2007 Things I like, salaries, and sex. 2007.06.18 With residents like these, who needs terrorists?   2007.06.02 Boogie Nights - Star Wars edition   2007.05.20 Laughter is the best medicine   2007.05.16 The Little Mermaid's paradox   2007.05.08 Amazing Slam Dunk   2007.05.05 Disney-ripoff-land   2007.05.01 Conan O'Brien and Star Wars   2007.04.27 A book lover's boobs   2007.04.24 FDA to change Chocolate?   2007.04.22 Geraldo & O'reilly fight   2007.04.19 Can you draw a perfect circle?   2007.04.19 Fast food: Ads vs. Reality   2007.03.14 Global warming expedition canceled due to frostbite   2007.03.09 "300", awesome or lame?   2007.03.03 79th Academy Awards The good and bad of Oscar night. 2007.02.28 Journalistic integrity   2007.02.23 The Return of the Dog Hater Scientists say: dogs are parasites. 2007.02.22 Oprah and me, we think alike Oprah stole my shtick? 2007.02.22 Leginex   2007.01.22 The New Orleans Saints awesome season is over   2007.01.12 American excess at its finest   2007.01.09 Apple unveils iPhone!   2007.01.01 Way better than "Freedom Tower"   2006.12.15 CBS considering new animated web Star Trek series   2006.12.15 Punch-out! Soundboard Body blow, body blow, uppercut, uppercut. 2006.12.06 Scary Mary Poppins   2006.11.28 Movie trailer mashups   2006.11.20 Success! O.J.'s book canceled!   2006.11.15 O.J. Simpson's hypothetical confession   2006.11.14 NBC's halftime show   2006.11.13 Rare stamp spotted on ballot envelope? I doubt it.   2006.11.10 Farewell Donald Rumsfeld   2006.11.07 Faith Hill - sore loser   2006.09.17 Scenes from my life, Take 3   2006.07.10 Football, European style. World Cup 2006 What I learned from the 2006 World Cup. 2006.04.21 Better than naked Using the power of your mind to cut people down to size. 2006.04.18 San Francisco earthquake 100 years ago today. 2006.04.15 Ask crocoPuffs: April 15, 2006 Drugs, smoking, wiretaps, and 1337. 2006.04.07 My patent idea (please don't steal it) What to do when strangers ask you to take their picture. 2006.01.28 Freedom to be anonymous? News flash! The internet is a public place, morons. 2006.01.27 Ask crocoPuffs: January 27, 2006 The all-Ryan-all-the-time edition. 2006.01.26 Killers are killers DNA evidence reveals that guilty men are, in fact, guilty. 2006.01.08 The Death of Movies I'm into movies less than I was in the past. 2006.01.06 Ask crocoPuffs: January 6, 2006 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, and stupid. 2005.11.19 Perspective What does the Iraq war mean to you? 2005.11.09 Ask crocoPuffs: November 9, 2005 TV reviews, next-gen console war, and bad boyfriend. 2005.08.27 Ride a bike? Take a hike. Who do these bicyclists think they are? 2005.08.26 Ask crocoPuffs: August 26, 2005 Soundboards, Potter, rock, and retards. 2005.08.08 Ask crocoPuffs: August 8, 2005 Quiz, parents, age, and appreciation. 2005.07.24 The Ginger/Mary Ann conundrum Do not choose, and don't get divorced. 2005.07.23 Ask crocoPuffs: July 23, 2005 Hitchhikers, Music, War of the Worlds, and Oz. 2005.07.10 More dog hating I still hate dogs. 2005.06.27 Star Systems Cracking the case of the mainstreaming of outer space. 2005.04.24 In your face! Practical slang application. 2005.04.06 My new life Sweet Jesus, email is my savior. 2005.03.19 Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 3 Continuing to decipher the corporate lexicon. 2005.02.26 The Super-Awesome Internet Quiz King of internet quizzes 2005.02.24 The old man is snoring Give rain some respect. 2005.02.16 Worst television commercial of 2005 Pizza-eating Muppets. 2005.02.07 Perfect ass The science of ass watching. 2005.01.20 Things that are pissing me off, vol. 4 Football ads, football video games, frozen dinners, 24, and speed demons. 2005.01.14 I'm just too damn nice! You can trust me. 2005.01.06 India is Mecca for Marin resident Wealthy California landowner lives off land in India. 2004.12.28 I've been too busy Most feeble (and over-used) excuse ever vocalized on planet Earth. 2004.12.05 Stuff your fat face "Fun" holiday dieting tips. 2004.12.03 I hate dogs And their owners too. 2004.11.23 Things that are pissing me off, vol. 3 Barney, Oprah, and funny commercials. 2004.11.22 NBA Fight Club Players and fans rumble during a game. 2004.11.18 All uptight with nothing to complain about Much ado about the MNF/Desperate Housewives ad. 2004.11.17 Pornography sucks Porn films are all promise, no execution. 2004.11.04 Californians are stupid California voters add $6 billion to state's fiscal problems. 2004.10.28 Red Sox win the World Series Did anyone notice? 2004.10.27 Terrorist jackasses They can't terrorize their way out of a paper bag. 2004.10.20 Halloween costume suggestions Win friends and influence enemies.  Dress like a Nazi.  Or Jesus. 2004.10.13 The crocoDraft™ My solution for staffing America's military. 2004.10.12 Moms Club Mothers of the world unite!  And have a club to prove it. 2004.10.11 Commercial of the Month: October 2004 Hungry-Man XXL taken to task. 2004.10.01 Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 2 Continuing to decipher the corporate lexicon. 2004.09.25 Life and Death Abortion and the death penalty.  Here are the facts! 2004.09.18 crocoPuffs's travel tips Wicky-wack laws you need to be aware of. 2004.09.15 crocoPuffs Collection Soundboard Excuse me while I whip this out. 2004.09.14 Things that are pissing me off, vol. 2 Prison Escapes, hurricanes, Michael Moore, and Mark Cuban. 2004.09.06 Terror in the sky!  Allegedly. Did airplane passengers witness a terrorist dry run? 2004.08.25 Sweater meat All about boobs. 2004.08.13 Champion couch potato Woman stays on couch for six years. 2004.08.10 Corporate buzzword dictionary, vol. 1 Deciphering the corporate lexicon. 2004.07.19 Come on down, kids are just eight dollars! Fun and games at the county fair. 2004.07.16 Servicing the troops Women's roles in the military. 2004.07.10 Drugs are bad, mmkay Reformation is overrated. 2004.06.20 Graduation present?  I'll take two Latest trend in graduation presents: boob jobs. 2004.06.14 Things that are pissing me off Shaq, local news, and Michael Moore. 2004.06.11 Facial Religion as a crutch. 2004.05.25 "Click It or Ticket" Stupid ass slogan for an unnecessary law. 2004.05.13 In Flight Movie Stupid shit on airplanes. 2004.04.15 Coily Soundboard Noooo springs! 2004.04.10 They're just words, people I curse.  So what. 2004.02.22 Drop your crutches, cripple All the crappy excuses crappy people use to get through their crappy lives. 2004.02.02 Worst television commercial of 2004 Janet Jackson's tit and Taco Bell's "Club Chalupa". 2004.01.20 Blog THIS! Personal blogs are weak as hell. 2004.01.01 Your 2004 resolution: Don't be an idiot Save your breath, I've heard it before. 2003.11.29 Eat the damn meat, already! Tofurkey is gay. 2003.11.20 Get rich quick Infomercials.  Do people really buy that crap? 2003.09.15 Jay Soundboard Time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed! 2003.09.13 Best.  Video Games.  Ever. The most kick-assingest games ever created. 2003.08.21 Get dressed! Advice for women on how to dress without embarrassing themselves. 2003.08.16 I'm your judge and jury "Judge" is not a bad word. 2003.07.31 Thunderous Explosions It's raining, it's pouring, Californians think bombs are going off. 2003.07.12 Walk this way Your guide to the annoying people in the mall. 2003.07.05 Stop making cookie cutter video games No more stealth or WWII games, please. 2003.06.08 The Hulk does not look like Shrek He looks like the Hulk. 2003.05.21 Smell the fish at Fisherman's Wharf Hooters opens, women weep. 2003.05.11 Service with a smile Waiters are not my friends. 2003.05.09 My new hero How to win on 1980s era gameshow. 2003.04.29 Worst television commercial of 2003 Coors Light "Wingman" is moronic. 2003.04.18 It's your birthday?  Who cares Nobody important celebrates birthdays. 2003.03.15 Impersonators Soundboard Get eight hours of drugs! 2003.02.23 Operation: Baby Drop-kick Do not bring your baby to the movie theater. 2003.01.15 Nick Burns Soundboard It's the computer that's stupid, not you, right? 2002.11.15 Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard Stop whining! 2002.10.15 John Candy Soundboard What'd you have a few drinks this morning? 2002.08.15 South Park Soundboard Timmy! 2002.07.15 Austin Powers Soundboard Groovy, baby! 2002.04.15 Dr. Evil Soundboard Throw me a frickin' bone, here! 2001.09.15 David Spade Soundboard Trust me on this one. 2001.09.15 Chris Farley Soundboard Quit playing with your dinghy! 2001.09.05 Jim Carrey Soundboard Go ahead, snoop around! 2001.08.28 Jack Nicholson Soundboard Are we clear!? 2001.08.15 Star Wars Soundboard I find your lack of faith disturbing. 2001.01.12 Bugsy Malone Movie review: A+

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